March 10th, 2008: In the Far East, trouble-seeking father-and-son duo Rick and Alex O'Connell unearth the mummy of the first Emperor of Qin -- a shape-shifting entity who was cursed by a wizard centuries ago.
What to Expect: One of the most anticipated movies of 2008 has to be Paramount's latest installment of the Indiana Jones franchise. The film is poised to dominate the summer box office and executives at Universal could not be happier. Universal? Yes, Universal. While Steven Spielberg and George Lucus were busy crafting their next masterpiece, lesser talents at Universal were at work creating a really cheap imitation: The Mummy: The Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Now their work is simple. First they have to make sure no one sees the movie before it opens and lives to tell the world how terrible it is. Second, they make a trailer for the Mummy that looks cool and resembles Indiana Jones in its action, special effects and humor and show it during the coming attraction before Indiana Jones starts. Then in the coming weeks and months, they will blanket TV with ads for The Mummy, repetition is important. Finally, they open a month or two after Indiana Jones has left the theatres and unsuspecting movie goers fill the movies expecting something great. In a few weeks word finally gets around that this is all a lie and this movie is terrible but by then Universal rides into the sunset with millions in profit. Let me try to reveal the truth about this movie before Universal can launch their con.
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